Kimi’s 360°

The shuttle, carrying the most sought after deviationist with seven other crew members, soared into slightly hazy skies, the roar of its solid booster rockets rattling windows and shaking the ground across the Cape.
Nasa lauch director, Mike Leinbach told the newsmen that the decision to include 65-year-old Ayah Pin was made very recently as to ensure the success of the mission.

Yesterday’s mission was the Nasa’s first since the Columbia disaster in 2003, and the man from sleepy hollow town called Besut in Terengganu is said to be a critical factor for success.

“Ayah Pin is so special to us that he knows everything out there in the space, like everything is at the back of his hand. Even Nasa’s most sophisticated technology cannot come anywhere near to his knowlegde on the sky kingdom,” Leinbach explained.

With Ayah Pin on board, the astronouts are expected to find the US$1 billion mission easy as the Malaysian would be able to tell them what to do once the shuttle reaches beyond the final frontier.

“Ayah Pin will do all the communications out there with his contacts all over the sky kingdom,” he said, adding that this mission will be a breakthrough where communication with space creatures is concerned.

“He told us that he is very much familiar with the outerspace, which is his second home,” said Leinbach.

It is very unfortunate that Ayah Pin’s four wives could not board the shuttle due to space constraints. The four, however, were seen doing some shopping at the Walmart supermarket in the Cape hours before their husband departure.

With the Nasa’s announcement, the mystery of Ayah Pin’s whereabout came to an end. The Malaysian police is expected to give up their hunt for Ayah Pin, as Malaysia has yet to own a similar space shuttle to chase the Discovery.

Nevertheless, Ayah Pin’s departure to the space via Discovery once again prove the spirit of Malaysia Boleh! (Malaysia Can Do It).

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